1 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,377 $500.00 for the death of Chen Guo-Wei. 2 00:01:14,196 --> 00:01:15,196 Hey, my friend! 3 00:01:16,782 --> 00:01:19,452 Stop practicing! Save your strength! 4 00:01:23,915 --> 00:01:29,046 You must be the Four Door Fist Champion - Chen Guo-Wei? 5 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,926 I'm Chen Guo-Wei. And who might you be? 6 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,887 I am Yen Tie Xin. 7 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:41,811 So you're THE Yen Tie Xin.. 8 00:01:42,395 --> 00:01:45,399 Known for his famous devil's kick? 9 00:01:48,026 --> 00:01:49,111 You are quite right 10 00:01:50,780 --> 00:01:51,780 At this time.. 11 00:01:53,241 --> 00:01:55,952 I've been given money - to kill you! 12 00:01:56,662 --> 00:02:00,082 There is no feud between us two! Regarding the one that hired you.. 13 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:02,042 I can pay you double to kill him! 14 00:02:03,378 --> 00:02:06,298 You could, only my honor comes first. 15 00:02:06,757 --> 00:02:09,802 I've accepted the money, the contract is sealed. 16 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:11,800 So I will have to kill you. 17 00:02:12,180 --> 00:02:14,724 Don't you look down on me! My famous Four Door Fists 18 00:02:15,099 --> 00:02:17,561 have yet to be defeated! Don't be too sure you will win! 19 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,981 I don't care whether your fists are strong or weak! 20 00:02:21,523 --> 00:02:23,109 Either way I will break them! 21 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:27,475 WONG KEI-YING SCHOOL 22 00:03:45,997 --> 00:03:46,997 Kai Hsien! 23 00:03:50,334 --> 00:03:51,374 What's the matter, master? 24 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,173 I'm going out, keep an eye on them. 25 00:03:55,048 --> 00:03:56,133 Don't worry, you just go. 26 00:04:03,391 --> 00:04:04,391 Stop! 27 00:04:06,729 --> 00:04:12,611 Let's practice the Five Animal Styles which I taught you a few days ago. 28 00:04:13,737 --> 00:04:15,097 Pretending to be the Master again. 29 00:04:15,530 --> 00:04:16,656 - Miserable! - Pointless! 30 00:04:17,282 --> 00:04:18,826 Start now. 31 00:04:20,203 --> 00:04:21,329 Dragon Sees Tiger 32 00:04:22,622 --> 00:04:25,876 Tiger rear. Snake's Tongue Darts Out. 33 00:04:26,835 --> 00:04:29,379 Panther Sees Fire White Crane Spreads Wings. 34 00:04:32,592 --> 00:04:33,592 Hold it, hold it. 35 00:04:36,931 --> 00:04:40,976 Look at you! Not even a sign of strength. How can you learn Kung Fu? 36 00:05:17,894 --> 00:05:20,188 Damn stupid fool! How dare you?! 37 00:05:20,772 --> 00:05:22,733 Playing tricks on your Senior?! 38 00:05:23,234 --> 00:05:25,319 Die! Die you! Playing tricks! Die! 39 00:05:25,862 --> 00:05:26,862 It wasn't me! 40 00:05:27,238 --> 00:05:29,241 If it wasn't you, then who was it? 41 00:05:29,992 --> 00:05:31,618 It was naughty Hung. 42 00:05:37,459 --> 00:05:38,459 Hey, naughty Hung! 43 00:05:40,503 --> 00:05:42,590 Even though Master Wong is your father 44 00:05:43,507 --> 00:05:45,342 you don't have a right to cause trouble here. 45 00:05:45,843 --> 00:05:48,430 You think Kung Fu is just a performance. 46 00:05:48,930 --> 00:05:51,975 You're telling me my Kung Fu is lousy? 47 00:05:52,893 --> 00:05:55,021 Not lousy, just a little bad. 48 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,149 Oh, bad in what way may I ask? 49 00:05:59,775 --> 00:06:02,946 Right, look at your Panther Sees Fire. 50 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:04,447 Well what's wrong? 51 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,911 You've exposed your body. It's easy to attack you. 52 00:06:08,578 --> 00:06:12,332 And that Horse Stance is bow-legged. Just a kick. 53 00:06:16,337 --> 00:06:18,547 And you're down there. 54 00:06:29,685 --> 00:06:31,646 What are you laughing at? 55 00:06:36,068 --> 00:06:38,530 So you want to test my Kung Fu? 56 00:06:39,155 --> 00:06:42,075 I wouldn't say testing, rather comparing. 57 00:06:43,326 --> 00:06:45,746 I'd rather eat shit and drink piss than taking your crap! 58 00:06:46,372 --> 00:06:49,041 Right! Let's start comparing our styles! 59 00:06:57,677 --> 00:06:59,929 Still using this style? Already told you it's exposing! 60 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:05,561 - Luckily my leg stance is solid - My hat! 61 00:07:09,148 --> 00:07:10,149 Your hat! 62 00:07:28,253 --> 00:07:29,922 What are you laughing at, Fatty? 63 00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:40,350 Your right leg! But it's rather the left leg! 64 00:07:41,768 --> 00:07:43,271 Mommy! 65 00:07:51,197 --> 00:07:53,449 You are great, naughty Hung! 66 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:56,828 Making old crow-face dance like that 67 00:07:57,329 --> 00:08:00,707 He's so full of bullshit, he embarrasses himself! 68 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:02,960 You really showed him! 69 00:08:10,761 --> 00:08:12,471 How great! 70 00:08:13,889 --> 00:08:15,050 Eat more then, if it's great. 71 00:08:15,767 --> 00:08:18,978 No, I'm talking about that girl. 72 00:08:19,521 --> 00:08:22,775 Wow! That perfect frame she's got. Yeah, sexy. 73 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,400 - How much? - 30 cents? 74 00:08:25,319 --> 00:08:26,320 Not bad 75 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,407 Imagine being kissed by that chick 76 00:08:29,908 --> 00:08:34,121 Kissing is for children. I could get her to hug me. 77 00:08:34,664 --> 00:08:35,665 I don't believe you. 78 00:08:36,165 --> 00:08:38,668 You want to bet on it? 79 00:08:39,168 --> 00:08:40,379 I'll bet you a whole dinner. 80 00:08:41,046 --> 00:08:45,092 But beware that she call you a molester. You will get in big trouble! 81 00:08:47,053 --> 00:08:48,096 Yeah right! 82 00:08:54,562 --> 00:08:55,562 Watch and learn. 83 00:08:56,856 --> 00:08:57,898 He's looking for trouble. 84 00:09:05,157 --> 00:09:07,577 - Excuse me! - My eye hurts. 85 00:09:08,953 --> 00:09:10,997 Something got into my eye. Blow it out. 86 00:09:11,497 --> 00:09:13,250 Please, help me. 87 00:09:15,752 --> 00:09:16,920 Harder! 88 00:09:19,465 --> 00:09:20,465 He did it! 89 00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:22,467 Thanks. 90 00:09:22,677 --> 00:09:23,677 Snake! 91 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:28,392 Don't be afraid. I'll kill it don't be afraid 92 00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:32,898 That's great. I must try that on your sister. 93 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,274 My sister? 94 00:09:40,072 --> 00:09:43,034 Thought you could take advantage of my daughter, did you? 95 00:09:46,497 --> 00:09:50,292 Me touch her! She embraced me, damn bitch. 96 00:09:51,211 --> 00:09:52,211 Mother! 97 00:09:52,253 --> 00:09:54,797 You wanted to lay your filthy hands on her. 98 00:09:55,048 --> 00:09:58,302 On her? She's that pretty? Nobody would want her. 99 00:09:59,136 --> 00:10:02,431 Looks like you are asking to be beaten up? Let me teach you a lesson, pervert. 100 00:10:14,487 --> 00:10:17,324 Damn bitch, I see you got some soft strength. Try this. 101 00:10:31,549 --> 00:10:32,716 The damn bitch is tough. 102 00:10:37,305 --> 00:10:38,765 Attack! Attack! 103 00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:42,854 Some friends they make. 104 00:10:56,244 --> 00:10:59,038 OK, you're nothing but a skinny old woman, so I let you win! 105 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:19,645 Are you blind? You dare to bump into my Young Master! 106 00:11:23,442 --> 00:11:25,694 Antique jade! 107 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,156 Mister, please buy a piece of jade. 108 00:11:31,659 --> 00:11:37,374 - You sure it's real? - Of course. It's a family inheritance. 109 00:11:37,875 --> 00:11:39,669 - How much? - 10 dollars. 110 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:41,671 How can it be worth that? 111 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,006 It's worth it 112 00:11:46,302 --> 00:11:47,302 Just ten cents. 113 00:11:48,221 --> 00:11:51,766 Mister, I can't sell it that cheap. 114 00:11:52,266 --> 00:11:56,438 Please give it back to me. It's worth more than ten cents. 115 00:11:57,356 --> 00:12:00,527 - Then, you will not even get ten cents. - My jade. 116 00:12:03,863 --> 00:12:07,701 - You broke my jade! Pay me back! - Pay? No way. 117 00:12:09,912 --> 00:12:10,913 Father... 118 00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:14,000 You must pay me. 119 00:12:18,422 --> 00:12:19,422 What happened? 120 00:12:19,882 --> 00:12:23,511 He's broken my jade but refused to pay me 121 00:12:26,848 --> 00:12:28,183 Shithead, piss off! 122 00:12:29,142 --> 00:12:30,435 Who's the shithead talking to? 123 00:12:31,062 --> 00:12:32,438 The shithead's talking to you! 124 00:12:35,149 --> 00:12:36,589 You better pay the man for the jade. 125 00:12:37,193 --> 00:12:39,113 Pay? Not before I put you in the ground. 126 00:12:40,239 --> 00:12:44,452 It's too bad you feel that way, because I'm in a bad mood. 127 00:12:45,328 --> 00:12:49,374 Let me teach you how to pay. 128 00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:01,638 Let me help you get up! 129 00:13:22,037 --> 00:13:23,080 Wanna kill me? 130 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,222 Wow, this is dangerous! 131 00:13:48,401 --> 00:13:50,820 My knuckles were barely missed! 132 00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,456 This money is for you! Get going! 133 00:14:14,098 --> 00:14:16,934 I'm doomed, I'm dead! 134 00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:19,353 Don't be afraid, it's just the blunt end 135 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,485 I will be nice to you. 136 00:14:26,612 --> 00:14:27,612 Don't move! 137 00:14:32,201 --> 00:14:33,495 Please don't! 138 00:14:36,456 --> 00:14:38,625 Haven't got you yet. 139 00:14:39,335 --> 00:14:41,129 Now I got you! 140 00:14:43,256 --> 00:14:44,299 Fainted that easy? 141 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:59,775 Sometimes my attacks aren't very accurate. Watch out! 142 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:05,157 I chop, chop, chop... the meat! 143 00:15:06,408 --> 00:15:08,048 I slice, slice, slice... like a cucumber! 144 00:15:08,535 --> 00:15:11,414 I Beat, Beat, Beat... you like garlic! 145 00:15:11,915 --> 00:15:14,459 I'm glad I came across you. You sure have brightened my day! 146 00:15:21,217 --> 00:15:25,805 It's been ages, brother. You still look great. 147 00:15:27,182 --> 00:15:28,850 Your brother is old now. 148 00:15:29,392 --> 00:15:31,354 What a beautiful niece I've got. 149 00:15:32,688 --> 00:15:35,399 She's still a kid. 150 00:15:37,444 --> 00:15:39,571 - Where's Fei-Hung? - He went out. 151 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:43,243 This naughty boy always goes out to play. He's a young man now. 152 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,870 I think you may not recognize him now. 153 00:15:46,996 --> 00:15:48,706 This time, stay longer. 154 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:51,335 Fei-Hung, don't go away. 155 00:15:52,336 --> 00:15:54,713 Come to greet your auntie and cousin. 156 00:15:58,301 --> 00:15:59,301 Come here, now. 157 00:15:59,553 --> 00:16:01,680 Coming... Shit 158 00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:12,109 Greet your auntie. 159 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,153 Auntie, cousin. 160 00:16:15,488 --> 00:16:17,240 - Cousin. - Fei-Hung. 161 00:16:18,199 --> 00:16:19,279 What happened to your neck? 162 00:16:19,576 --> 00:16:21,954 I... I slept with my neck in the wrong angle. 163 00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:25,082 Let auntie help you. 164 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:28,295 - No thanks, auntie. - Come on, relax 165 00:16:31,131 --> 00:16:32,131 Auntie! 166 00:16:33,842 --> 00:16:34,842 Mother! 167 00:16:36,178 --> 00:16:37,221 Feel better now? 168 00:16:37,638 --> 00:16:38,638 Yes 169 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:45,272 Brother, Fei-Hung really looks smart. 170 00:16:45,856 --> 00:16:49,819 He's quite tactful and clever. 171 00:16:50,945 --> 00:16:54,533 Brother, you're really a good father. 172 00:16:55,159 --> 00:16:57,286 Yes, I'm very strict to him. 173 00:16:58,746 --> 00:17:02,292 No wonder I heard people praising him as soon as I came here. 174 00:17:03,293 --> 00:17:05,378 Really? What did they say? 175 00:17:05,754 --> 00:17:09,592 The son of Wong Kei-Ying is very smart. 176 00:17:10,051 --> 00:17:12,261 He's also a man of justice. 177 00:17:12,762 --> 00:17:15,891 I'm very proud of him. Come here, my son. 178 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,562 Come here. 179 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,398 Sit down. 180 00:17:24,108 --> 00:17:27,655 But there are many sex maniacs in this village. 181 00:17:29,573 --> 00:17:32,244 A bad guy harassed your niece 182 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:37,999 on the street just now. He attacked me too 183 00:17:39,835 --> 00:17:45,092 Who dares do this to my relatives? Can you recognize him? 184 00:17:48,553 --> 00:17:50,722 Sure I can, even if he turns to ashes! 185 00:17:53,476 --> 00:17:56,813 I'll teach him a real good lesson. Fei-Hung, come with me. 186 00:18:00,401 --> 00:18:03,529 - Why? - That guy is here. 187 00:18:04,113 --> 00:18:05,113 Who? 188 00:18:05,532 --> 00:18:07,701 He's your son, Wong Fei-Hung. 189 00:18:11,872 --> 00:18:12,872 You... 190 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,132 Kneel down! 191 00:18:21,592 --> 00:18:22,592 Father. 192 00:18:22,759 --> 00:18:26,389 This time you have gone too far! 193 00:18:29,768 --> 00:18:31,228 Wong Kei-Ying! 194 00:18:33,105 --> 00:18:34,481 Another round?! 195 00:18:47,788 --> 00:18:49,917 Mr. Li, is someone looking for a cure? 196 00:18:51,376 --> 00:18:53,086 I'm looking for your son. 197 00:18:57,884 --> 00:18:58,884 Why? 198 00:19:00,011 --> 00:19:05,684 Your son beat my son without any reason. 199 00:19:09,105 --> 00:19:12,859 He really beat him up. He's wrapped up like a dumpling! 200 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,071 Wong Kei-Ying! Give me your son! 201 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:22,454 - You beast, I must kill you. - No, Dad... no... 202 00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:29,587 - Brother, you going to kill your own son? - I must kill him. He's a disgrace 203 00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:36,679 Mr. Li might think you would be punishing your son too light. 204 00:19:37,096 --> 00:19:40,015 Mr. Li didn't come to witness how you punish your son. 205 00:19:40,642 --> 00:19:43,322 If he must be punished, I suggest that Mr. Li here is quite capable. 206 00:19:45,981 --> 00:19:47,817 What are you doing? Don't move! 207 00:19:48,693 --> 00:19:51,779 I'm responsible for what I've done. I will let him hit me back then. 208 00:19:52,446 --> 00:19:53,740 Grab it! 209 00:19:55,075 --> 00:19:57,119 Not my fault that you are not fighting back. 210 00:19:59,288 --> 00:20:01,040 How dare you say something like that 211 00:20:01,582 --> 00:20:03,942 Wong Kei-Ying, are you still standing up for your son's act? 212 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:07,548 I will disown him! 213 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:11,760 Do whatever you like with him! 214 00:20:14,806 --> 00:20:16,641 Mr. Li, I have a proposition. 215 00:20:17,142 --> 00:20:19,937 Let Fei-Hung take 10 strikes without any resistance 216 00:20:20,479 --> 00:20:24,775 After 10 strikes, whether he's still alive or dead, we are even. OK? 217 00:20:27,654 --> 00:20:31,241 I don't need 10 strikes to kill him, 3 strikes are enough. 218 00:20:35,079 --> 00:20:38,584 Young Master, listen, I'm going to avenge you. 219 00:20:39,043 --> 00:20:42,588 Be sure you leave him looking just like me now. 220 00:21:32,104 --> 00:21:35,232 Master Chiu, that Divine Eight Palm style of yours is really something. 221 00:21:36,734 --> 00:21:38,152 Ha! Of course it is! 222 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,374 How many strikes is it now?! 223 00:21:57,091 --> 00:21:58,411 You want to cut off my posterity? 224 00:22:11,024 --> 00:22:12,024 Stop! 225 00:22:14,111 --> 00:22:15,696 10 strikes have been used up now. 226 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,827 And someone said he could kill me with 3 strikes. 227 00:22:25,624 --> 00:22:27,126 Snake and Crane together. 228 00:22:30,421 --> 00:22:31,505 Strike the vital points. 229 00:22:35,636 --> 00:22:37,076 I will fight back if you keep going. 230 00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:51,904 I told you I would fight back. 231 00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:44,215 Making my jacket dirty. Take it! 232 00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:59,024 How arrogant, bringing reinforcement, huh?! 233 00:24:01,484 --> 00:24:02,484 It's me! 234 00:24:02,527 --> 00:24:04,071 You're hitting your own guy! 235 00:24:09,703 --> 00:24:11,204 My son, are you alright? 236 00:24:26,513 --> 00:24:30,060 Young Master, now I am in the same condition as you. 237 00:24:32,562 --> 00:24:34,439 Wong Kei-Ying, you win with your smart tricks. 238 00:24:34,898 --> 00:24:38,319 I'll get you one day! Just watch your back! 239 00:24:39,028 --> 00:24:41,782 Be careful with him. Come on, let's get out of here. 240 00:24:44,076 --> 00:24:45,796 - You watch out! - Come back some other day, 241 00:24:52,293 --> 00:24:55,964 He came in with one cripple and left with two. 242 00:24:56,465 --> 00:24:59,426 Your fighting style was really good, but I'll still kill you! 243 00:24:59,843 --> 00:25:01,304 Brother. 244 00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:06,893 It's useless to beat him anymore. Let's punish him by practicing kung-fu. 245 00:25:07,395 --> 00:25:09,063 You're really making your father angry. 246 00:25:10,398 --> 00:25:13,150 Right from now on you stay in the house. 247 00:25:13,652 --> 00:25:15,821 Your punishment will be 3 hours of Horse Stance! 248 00:26:05,378 --> 00:26:06,379 Now don't move. 249 00:26:08,465 --> 00:26:12,219 Be careful, or the boiling water will burn you. 250 00:26:16,891 --> 00:26:19,603 Are you comfortable? 251 00:26:24,192 --> 00:26:25,693 Now your lower body is shaking. 252 00:26:26,110 --> 00:26:29,030 Your upper body is shaking, and I am shaking from happiness. 253 00:26:40,168 --> 00:26:43,756 Pretty boy, let me provide some itchiness. 254 00:26:50,472 --> 00:26:53,225 That's enough! Don't push it! 255 00:26:54,434 --> 00:26:58,189 I'm just carrying out your father's orders. 256 00:26:58,606 --> 00:27:02,653 He says for every bowl you break, you have to stand another incense. 257 00:27:53,795 --> 00:27:55,630 Master, you're back. 258 00:28:00,511 --> 00:28:03,139 Yes, his stance appears to be pretty steady. 259 00:28:04,307 --> 00:28:08,937 - Did he slack off? - No, I've been watching him. 260 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:12,274 Really? Finally some progress. 261 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,195 Yes, I'm very tired 262 00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:18,615 Are you really tired? 263 00:28:19,909 --> 00:28:22,620 But you got a chair. Yes? 264 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:28,001 What? A chair, let me see. Damn it, a chair. 265 00:28:29,419 --> 00:28:32,924 You dare cheat me when I'm punishing you. 266 00:28:35,385 --> 00:28:37,220 I really can't do anything about you. 267 00:28:37,679 --> 00:28:40,265 I'll ask your uncle to come tomorrow and fix you. 268 00:28:40,766 --> 00:28:41,766 Who's he? 269 00:28:42,226 --> 00:28:43,811 Beggar So. 270 00:29:06,754 --> 00:29:09,382 Help me! 271 00:29:18,101 --> 00:29:19,101 Hurry. 272 00:29:20,603 --> 00:29:22,772 - How pretty, practicing a new style? - You drop dead! 273 00:29:23,691 --> 00:29:25,234 I brought you some buns. 274 00:29:29,697 --> 00:29:30,778 I'll go get you some water. 275 00:29:31,908 --> 00:29:32,908 My neck! 276 00:29:33,744 --> 00:29:35,454 Get me down, quickly. 277 00:29:47,885 --> 00:29:50,138 You came down so quickly. 278 00:29:51,681 --> 00:29:54,309 Hurry up and untie my hands. 279 00:29:54,768 --> 00:29:56,562 Hurry up! 280 00:30:05,155 --> 00:30:06,155 Eat it! 281 00:30:08,325 --> 00:30:11,162 I heard Master asked Beggar So to fix you? 282 00:30:11,788 --> 00:30:13,414 - Yes. - Poor you 283 00:30:13,873 --> 00:30:16,543 - Why? - You don't know? 284 00:30:18,045 --> 00:30:19,254 I heard he's very cruel. 285 00:30:20,798 --> 00:30:23,593 All his students have become cripples. 286 00:30:24,177 --> 00:30:25,177 Really? 287 00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:27,932 It's true. 288 00:30:28,391 --> 00:30:32,228 Nui was his student and you know what happened to him? 289 00:30:32,687 --> 00:30:33,938 What? 290 00:30:34,690 --> 00:30:38,568 He lost all his teeth and hair. His nose was twisted... 291 00:30:39,444 --> 00:30:41,125 Even his own father couldn't recognize him. 292 00:30:41,155 --> 00:30:45,535 That old fart takes pleasure out of torturing people. 293 00:30:47,788 --> 00:30:49,456 What should I do then? 294 00:30:49,998 --> 00:30:52,000 You think about it yourself. 295 00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:55,046 You've got to help me, I don't know what to do. 296 00:31:05,599 --> 00:31:09,354 Escape, that's the only way! 297 00:31:09,813 --> 00:31:10,813 Look at you! 298 00:31:11,773 --> 00:31:12,773 So clumsy! 299 00:31:13,067 --> 00:31:15,069 - Just go. - I'll leave now. 300 00:31:17,363 --> 00:31:18,907 RESTAURANT YUE WO 301 00:31:19,366 --> 00:31:21,869 - Leaving so soon, my friend? - Dumplings, dumplings! 302 00:31:24,955 --> 00:31:26,583 Please take a seat over there. 303 00:31:41,475 --> 00:31:44,019 Excuse me, do you mind if I sit here? 304 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,230 No sit down. 305 00:31:47,356 --> 00:31:51,153 Ah, you are of Teochew origin? I am Teochew guy as well. 306 00:31:52,654 --> 00:31:56,658 The food here is very good. Everything looks and tastes great. 307 00:31:58,119 --> 00:32:00,914 Real good smell, really fantastic. 308 00:32:04,502 --> 00:32:05,711 Sir? What can...? 309 00:32:06,337 --> 00:32:08,422 Why here so early today? Where's Mr. Cheung? 310 00:32:09,548 --> 00:32:10,717 No you eat first, eat. 311 00:32:11,218 --> 00:32:12,386 What would you like to eat? 312 00:32:13,428 --> 00:32:14,828 A bowl of shark's fin as appetizer. 313 00:32:15,389 --> 00:32:16,589 Sorry, we have no shark's fin. 314 00:32:19,936 --> 00:32:22,313 A chicken and a steamed grouper. 315 00:32:22,814 --> 00:32:23,941 Sorry, we have no grouper 316 00:32:24,775 --> 00:32:26,568 Then any fish will do. 317 00:32:27,027 --> 00:32:29,656 Also a stewed abalone and shrimp noodles. Hurry! 318 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,256 And half a catty of Shaoshing wine, hurry! 319 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:37,164 You have a great appetite. 320 00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:42,211 It is necessary to eat well to become strong! 321 00:33:00,733 --> 00:33:04,237 Here's your order. 322 00:33:11,203 --> 00:33:14,583 - Your wine. - Drink, please. 323 00:33:18,086 --> 00:33:19,086 Eat! 324 00:33:23,384 --> 00:33:24,969 Eat! 325 00:33:25,845 --> 00:33:29,391 We're friends... feel free to eat... 326 00:34:00,010 --> 00:34:01,690 Wow, a hungry ghost just got reincarnated? 327 00:34:36,885 --> 00:34:37,971 All satisfied! 328 00:35:05,043 --> 00:35:08,839 I mean the food is really good. 329 00:35:09,298 --> 00:35:12,635 I'll pay the bill, don't refuse me. I'll pay it now. 330 00:35:13,136 --> 00:35:16,724 Tomorrow you treat me. I'm leaving now. I'll pay the bill on my way out. 331 00:35:17,224 --> 00:35:20,186 Don't argue with me about the bill. You just keep eating. 332 00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:24,107 Take it easy, goodbye. Excuse me. 333 00:35:29,030 --> 00:35:30,490 That will be exactly $1. 99. 334 00:35:33,117 --> 00:35:34,357 Someone else will pay the bill. 335 00:35:34,410 --> 00:35:36,663 Really? Who? 336 00:35:38,957 --> 00:35:40,042 The old man over there. 337 00:35:44,464 --> 00:35:45,924 You know him? 338 00:35:46,382 --> 00:35:47,382 He's my father. 339 00:35:48,427 --> 00:35:51,472 Your father? How many fathers do you have? 340 00:35:53,599 --> 00:35:58,396 He's the boss of this inn and I'm his son. When did I get a bastard brother? 341 00:36:00,315 --> 00:36:02,777 So you expected to eat for free then? 342 00:36:03,444 --> 00:36:04,695 Look over there. 343 00:36:05,613 --> 00:36:07,115 PAY OR DIE! 344 00:36:14,624 --> 00:36:17,627 What free meals?! I just forgot to bring the money. 345 00:36:18,128 --> 00:36:20,798 I'll come back tomorrow and pay you then. 346 00:36:33,604 --> 00:36:35,189 PAY OR DIE! 347 00:36:36,816 --> 00:36:38,151 Gorilla, beat him 348 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:04,513 Tiger's Claw. 349 00:37:36,009 --> 00:37:38,596 Stop it, let's talk 350 00:37:46,647 --> 00:37:49,441 Go ahead, beat him. 351 00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:52,153 I'll get back what you've eaten. 352 00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:02,498 Roasted goose's leg. 353 00:38:06,461 --> 00:38:08,296 The left one. 354 00:38:08,964 --> 00:38:09,964 Screw you. 355 00:38:10,883 --> 00:38:12,323 Also half a catty of Shaoshing wine. 356 00:38:17,182 --> 00:38:19,810 I have nothing more to vomit. 357 00:38:30,739 --> 00:38:34,618 Hey, that's enough, or do you want to commit murder? 358 00:38:35,078 --> 00:38:38,081 No, it's not enough. He's to do the toilet cleaning for us. 359 00:38:43,129 --> 00:38:44,213 Let me give you something! 360 00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:52,597 Thanks. 361 00:38:55,059 --> 00:38:57,812 Damn old devil! You dare to interfere with our affairs? 362 00:38:58,772 --> 00:39:00,900 Just look how strong I am. Watch me jump! 363 00:39:05,279 --> 00:39:06,279 Grab this. 364 00:39:09,284 --> 00:39:10,452 Now he's jumping all right! 365 00:39:38,734 --> 00:39:40,445 Learn to behave yourself! 366 00:40:15,277 --> 00:40:16,570 Damn you! 367 00:40:20,408 --> 00:40:21,408 Stop eating! 368 00:40:24,455 --> 00:40:26,248 We're friends, remember? 369 00:40:42,183 --> 00:40:44,978 A man with powerful limbs, but with a simple brain. 370 00:40:47,439 --> 00:40:49,149 Damn kid, still not leaving?! 371 00:41:14,428 --> 00:41:19,184 For a man of your age, you are quite something. 372 00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:20,810 Of course, 373 00:41:21,186 --> 00:41:24,941 I got to have a way to survive. 374 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,695 Or else I would be like you, being beaten senseless. 375 00:41:34,494 --> 00:41:36,996 Everyone can have a bad day. 376 00:41:37,455 --> 00:41:41,585 If I hadn't fallen into the trap. I'd have beaten them. 377 00:41:43,921 --> 00:41:46,674 Sounds like an excuse. 378 00:41:47,134 --> 00:41:50,971 I forgot to ask why you couldn't pay for your meal. 379 00:41:53,014 --> 00:41:56,727 That's a long story. May I know your name? 380 00:41:58,271 --> 00:42:00,065 My surname is So. 381 00:42:01,316 --> 00:42:05,070 Hey, there's a fellow with the same name screwing up my life! 382 00:42:06,739 --> 00:42:08,449 It's all his fault 383 00:42:08,950 --> 00:42:09,990 Who are you talking about? 384 00:42:10,118 --> 00:42:14,456 He's this creep, named Beggar So, that my father asked to train me. 385 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,040 So you're afraid of him? 386 00:42:16,417 --> 00:42:19,044 Afraid? Of course not 387 00:42:19,504 --> 00:42:21,965 I have heard rumors. 388 00:42:22,424 --> 00:42:25,177 He's very cunning, violent and mean. An old fart! 389 00:42:27,430 --> 00:42:30,266 One day I will show him. 390 00:42:31,559 --> 00:42:32,559 You'll get a chance. 391 00:42:36,148 --> 00:42:37,268 What do you do for a living? 392 00:42:38,401 --> 00:42:42,489 The sky is my roof, and I sleep whenever I may. 393 00:42:43,072 --> 00:42:47,077 - So you're a beggar? - Everyone calls me Beggar So. 394 00:42:48,662 --> 00:42:50,206 So you are a beggar! 395 00:42:52,209 --> 00:42:53,209 Beggar So? 396 00:42:53,293 --> 00:42:54,836 That's me. 397 00:43:15,777 --> 00:43:16,777 Lucky I'm fast on my feet 398 00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:18,780 That was close. 399 00:43:22,827 --> 00:43:25,872 Not fast enough, You can't escape from me! 400 00:43:32,672 --> 00:43:36,969 Your father paid me well to train you. You can't escape. 401 00:43:43,101 --> 00:43:44,686 How long will this take? 402 00:43:46,855 --> 00:43:48,565 - A day? - One year exactly. 403 00:43:48,983 --> 00:43:50,734 I'll never make it 404 00:43:59,411 --> 00:44:02,081 You already have your cash. If I don't study, then you can relax. 405 00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:04,709 But I insist on teaching you. 406 00:44:05,543 --> 00:44:06,669 You damn old fool! 407 00:44:26,525 --> 00:44:27,527 Release me if you dare! 408 00:44:36,454 --> 00:44:37,955 Damn beggar! 409 00:44:38,414 --> 00:44:41,095 The tiger doesn't show his strength, and you assume he's a sick cat. 410 00:44:41,502 --> 00:44:44,254 I'll show you what a tiger's about. 411 00:44:56,894 --> 00:44:58,562 I see your tiger's got a bad paw, huh? 412 00:45:18,126 --> 00:45:19,337 It's still there 413 00:45:36,398 --> 00:45:39,151 All that kung fu looks like dancing. 414 00:45:40,778 --> 00:45:41,778 The Crane attacks! 415 00:45:44,073 --> 00:45:46,618 Crane's Beak. Angry Crane. 416 00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:48,912 Crane eats the Shrimp! 417 00:45:50,372 --> 00:45:54,210 - The Crane flies. - How's your head? 418 00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:11,439 Your fingers are stronger than my teeth? 419 00:46:16,486 --> 00:46:17,486 I'm coming to get you! 420 00:46:21,241 --> 00:46:22,241 You scared me. 421 00:46:22,702 --> 00:46:24,162 Climbing trees to get away now? 422 00:46:25,288 --> 00:46:26,288 No. 423 00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:28,740 I'm just using Monkey kung fu. 424 00:46:58,159 --> 00:46:59,369 Ready to learn? 425 00:46:59,827 --> 00:47:00,995 - Answer answer! - My head! 426 00:47:01,997 --> 00:47:04,041 OK, OK.. not that hard please! 427 00:47:06,126 --> 00:47:08,922 I'll study your style then, but what a way to recruit. 428 00:47:34,243 --> 00:47:36,161 I don't want to die like this. 429 00:47:43,003 --> 00:47:44,546 Are you trying to kill me? 430 00:47:50,219 --> 00:47:51,979 I thought you were supposed to teach Kung Fu. 431 00:47:53,015 --> 00:47:54,641 But you are trying to kill me. 432 00:47:57,352 --> 00:48:02,525 All my students must learn to fall first. This is my way of teaching. 433 00:48:56,922 --> 00:48:58,257 Trying to escape? 434 00:48:58,715 --> 00:48:59,715 I just wanna take a piss. 435 00:49:00,133 --> 00:49:02,678 Then piss over there! 436 00:49:17,362 --> 00:49:19,364 From the right jar to the left jar. 437 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,085 The back jar to the right jar. 438 00:49:41,891 --> 00:49:43,601 The left jar to the right jar. 439 00:49:45,728 --> 00:49:47,479 Right jar to the front jar. 440 00:49:56,324 --> 00:50:00,369 Left to right jar, right to left jar. I'll never finish! 441 00:50:04,499 --> 00:50:05,542 Continue! 442 00:50:08,004 --> 00:50:10,423 This is torture. 443 00:50:37,746 --> 00:50:38,914 Fei-Hung! Fei-Hung! 444 00:50:53,682 --> 00:50:55,350 Have a good wash, you damn old fool! 445 00:51:28,805 --> 00:51:29,973 Hey boy, move away! 446 00:51:33,895 --> 00:51:36,355 Did you hear what I said? Are you deaf? 447 00:51:37,858 --> 00:51:40,569 Are you blind? Can't you see I'm busy?! 448 00:51:42,195 --> 00:51:44,991 Damn kid, how arrogant you are! 449 00:51:46,075 --> 00:51:49,245 Arrogant? Is this your place? Suppose I don't move? 450 00:51:51,624 --> 00:51:53,751 What a big mouth! Damn kid! 451 00:51:54,418 --> 00:51:56,546 You really haven't met a wicked person before. 452 00:52:06,015 --> 00:52:07,015 How's it feel? 453 00:52:08,434 --> 00:52:12,231 Burning my ass!? You sure are wicked! I will show you! 454 00:52:42,683 --> 00:52:47,145 Such lousy Kung Fu, and you want to show off? Who taught you that? 455 00:52:48,106 --> 00:52:49,774 My father taught me! 456 00:53:06,544 --> 00:53:09,297 Such lousy stuff! Seems your father's Kung Fu style is limited. 457 00:53:09,755 --> 00:53:12,216 I wouldn't ask him to clean my shoes. 458 00:53:18,307 --> 00:53:19,892 I think you'd better call me father. 459 00:53:21,060 --> 00:53:22,060 Screw your mother! 460 00:53:30,362 --> 00:53:31,362 Sit down! 461 00:53:32,449 --> 00:53:33,450 Get up! Sit down again! 462 00:53:37,704 --> 00:53:39,790 Indeed you are a too obedient son. 463 00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:01,190 - Helping me with my shoes, pretty boy? - Obviously! 464 00:54:06,279 --> 00:54:08,199 With my hands tied I can still beat you to death. 465 00:54:09,324 --> 00:54:11,911 You better use them, I'm not scared. 466 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:24,800 Scared yet? 467 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,804 I'll fight to the end! 468 00:54:34,687 --> 00:54:37,816 Watch your hands, your stomach, your feet, your head! 469 00:54:41,653 --> 00:54:42,653 Don't come here! 470 00:54:43,281 --> 00:54:46,117 So, you're hiding in your turtle shell now. 471 00:55:02,845 --> 00:55:07,766 I'm mocking you. You could study for the rest of your life and not beat me. 472 00:55:23,660 --> 00:55:26,020 Killing you with one kick would mean I'm harassing a junior. 473 00:55:26,663 --> 00:55:30,293 Killing you with two kicks would ruin my reputation. Crawl between my legs. 474 00:55:30,877 --> 00:55:32,921 Then go home and help your mommy clean pig shit! 475 00:55:35,382 --> 00:55:36,592 Crawl! 476 00:56:06,460 --> 00:56:07,460 Wait! 477 00:56:09,922 --> 00:56:11,256 Aren't these your pants? 478 00:57:01,857 --> 00:57:04,819 Such lousy stuff! Seems your father's Kung Fu style is limited. 479 00:57:05,653 --> 00:57:07,133 I wouldn't ask him to clean my shoes. 480 00:57:17,208 --> 00:57:22,213 I'm mocking you. You could study for the rest of your life and not beat me. 481 00:57:39,233 --> 00:57:41,593 Killing you with one kick would mean I'm harassing a junior. 482 00:57:42,237 --> 00:57:44,277 Killing you with two kicks would ruin my reputation. 483 00:57:44,657 --> 00:57:48,160 Crawl between my legs. Then go home and help your mommy clean pig shit! 484 00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:12,008 You idiot, this wine is very expensive. 485 00:59:14,552 --> 00:59:16,596 The wine smells good huh? 486 00:59:17,138 --> 00:59:18,819 You drink your wine. I'll dry your clothes. 487 00:59:35,868 --> 00:59:36,911 Hey why so sexy? 488 00:59:52,805 --> 00:59:54,473 It's on fire! 489 00:59:58,895 --> 01:00:02,774 You burnt my best cloak! 490 01:00:37,648 --> 01:00:38,648 My backbone! 491 01:01:04,012 --> 01:01:06,431 - My wrists! - Your wrists are not strong enough. 492 01:01:14,441 --> 01:01:17,778 Such little food 493 01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:19,780 and the tea's cold. 494 01:01:20,365 --> 01:01:21,991 Cold huh?! 495 01:01:22,700 --> 01:01:25,078 And now I'm having a headache. 496 01:01:25,912 --> 01:01:26,997 Eat! 497 01:01:35,173 --> 01:01:38,843 Your hands are trembling from all the training? 498 01:03:05,778 --> 01:03:07,237 Master, I'm finished. 499 01:03:08,948 --> 01:03:11,201 Finished it all? 500 01:03:11,660 --> 01:03:14,496 Now, use these smaller cups to empty it again. 501 01:03:16,207 --> 01:03:17,207 Go on. 502 01:03:19,126 --> 01:03:21,963 I wish I'd know about this part first. 503 01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:31,182 This is killing me. 504 01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:38,314 Fei-Hung! 505 01:03:39,775 --> 01:03:41,361 Crack this walnut for me. 506 01:03:45,865 --> 01:03:47,743 No, you break it like this 507 01:03:50,955 --> 01:03:51,955 Now you try. 508 01:04:51,650 --> 01:04:56,238 Master, if you keep up with this, even a monkey will be finished. 509 01:04:57,073 --> 01:04:58,742 Master, why don't we go for a walk? 510 01:05:00,744 --> 01:05:01,744 All right. 511 01:05:04,247 --> 01:05:07,919 I told you, I'm very good at this. 512 01:05:13,675 --> 01:05:15,260 It's true, Master. 513 01:05:22,894 --> 01:05:24,397 Place your bets. 514 01:05:24,980 --> 01:05:27,400 You have won enough. You should leave now. 515 01:05:27,983 --> 01:05:28,983 Leave? 516 01:05:29,068 --> 01:05:31,905 How can I buy good wine with so little money. 517 01:05:33,407 --> 01:05:36,034 I've still got more money to win. 518 01:05:37,620 --> 01:05:38,913 Hurry up! 519 01:05:46,088 --> 01:05:47,339 Turn it over! 520 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,019 Quit shouting! 521 01:05:59,353 --> 01:06:00,353 Turn it over. 522 01:06:04,568 --> 01:06:08,489 You're amazing, Master. You did it again. 523 01:06:14,997 --> 01:06:16,707 Put down your bets. We're getting rich. 524 01:06:18,292 --> 01:06:19,292 You're good. 525 01:06:20,252 --> 01:06:22,255 Let's play a game. One large bet. 526 01:06:23,465 --> 01:06:27,052 Right, this time it will be difficult to get broke. 527 01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:55,085 - Go ahead, choose. - No problem. 528 01:07:01,801 --> 01:07:02,801 Turn it over. 529 01:07:13,773 --> 01:07:15,149 I'm sorry. 530 01:07:17,735 --> 01:07:21,615 You think you're quick, huh? Well, my eyes are quicker. 531 01:07:26,955 --> 01:07:28,832 So, you're trying to cheat, huh? 532 01:07:31,501 --> 01:07:33,671 Police! Police! Run! 533 01:07:45,309 --> 01:07:49,063 You're quite outrageous. Give me back my money! 534 01:07:49,605 --> 01:07:53,068 You'll never get your money back. So you know who I am? 535 01:07:53,819 --> 01:07:55,179 Who cares what kind of rat you are! 536 01:07:55,988 --> 01:08:00,493 Well said, I'm actually Iron-Head Rat. 537 01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:02,404 I'll show you with this brick 538 01:08:04,415 --> 01:08:06,042 Very hard indeed. 539 01:08:07,334 --> 01:08:08,334 Scared? 540 01:08:10,255 --> 01:08:11,255 Stop there! 541 01:08:11,757 --> 01:08:16,094 If you don't give me back my money, I will beat you up even if you are a tiger. 542 01:08:17,555 --> 01:08:21,476 In this district only I am beating people. Nobody dares to beat me! 543 01:08:22,018 --> 01:08:24,730 You must be tired of living. I'll let you try my iron head! 544 01:08:45,712 --> 01:08:47,589 Master, he bumped my lungs! 545 01:08:48,090 --> 01:08:49,090 Don't give up! 546 01:08:49,967 --> 01:08:51,594 Now you see I am good! 547 01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:01,479 This is fun! 548 01:09:15,330 --> 01:09:16,998 Good, very good. 549 01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:47,075 Bet you never guess, you'd end up in someone's pants! 550 01:10:19,529 --> 01:10:22,240 An iron hammer for an iron head? 551 01:10:44,975 --> 01:10:45,976 Can you take it? 552 01:10:49,939 --> 01:10:50,982 That's enough, please! 553 01:11:09,671 --> 01:11:10,951 Master, I can't take it anymore. 554 01:11:27,441 --> 01:11:29,152 - Lazy - No. 555 01:11:38,036 --> 01:11:40,664 My hands are gonna break! 556 01:11:46,087 --> 01:11:49,008 No more exercises. Go fetch me some wine. 557 01:11:50,843 --> 01:11:51,927 RESTAURANT WAI YU 558 01:12:02,315 --> 01:12:03,399 Waiter 559 01:12:03,858 --> 01:12:04,984 Coming. What do you want? 560 01:12:06,444 --> 01:12:09,072 - Some wine - Shall I fill it up? 561 01:12:09,698 --> 01:12:11,992 No, 3 cups will be enough. 562 01:12:12,534 --> 01:12:13,870 Is that all? 563 01:12:14,579 --> 01:12:16,998 Hurry up, don't just stand here. 564 01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:50,537 Damn it! Where's that stupid boy with my wine? 565 01:13:00,632 --> 01:13:02,134 Idiot. 566 01:13:08,808 --> 01:13:09,808 That's him! 567 01:13:17,861 --> 01:13:19,529 Old man, who are you? 568 01:13:20,238 --> 01:13:21,239 Who are you then? 569 01:13:26,662 --> 01:13:28,502 Ever heard of Xu Qing Tian, the King of Sticks? 570 01:13:28,873 --> 01:13:35,046 Yes, I do. Have you ever heard of Beggar So then? 571 01:13:35,672 --> 01:13:37,091 Beggar So? 572 01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:38,800 In person! 573 01:13:41,179 --> 01:13:42,179 Let's go! 574 01:13:43,014 --> 01:13:45,642 Don't go yet, Big Brother. He doesn't look like Beggar So. 575 01:13:50,231 --> 01:13:54,402 He's trembling, he isn't the real Beggar So. 576 01:14:00,701 --> 01:14:02,704 Faking Beggar So? I'm not fooled so easy. 577 01:14:04,164 --> 01:14:06,583 But I'm not lying, I am Beggar So! 578 01:15:04,233 --> 01:15:05,233 Give me the wine! 579 01:15:14,996 --> 01:15:15,997 It's water! 580 01:15:23,589 --> 01:15:25,149 Damn you kid. Now see what you've done. 581 01:15:58,129 --> 01:15:59,129 Master! 582 01:16:07,389 --> 01:16:08,390 Die you! 583 01:16:32,836 --> 01:16:33,836 They are lucky this time. 584 01:16:34,295 --> 01:16:37,591 Next time I see them, I will break their bones! Go! 585 01:17:03,246 --> 01:17:05,748 What's up? Lost your appetite from being beaten up? 586 01:17:07,250 --> 01:17:10,129 Master, it's all my fault you were beaten. 587 01:17:10,796 --> 01:17:13,466 You're quite right about that indeed. 588 01:17:13,966 --> 01:17:18,305 I've seen a lot of things, but till today, 589 01:17:18,805 --> 01:17:20,515 I've never been beaten like this. 590 01:17:21,099 --> 01:17:24,812 He wasn't better, but you've no strength without your wine. 591 01:17:27,398 --> 01:17:28,398 You sure can talk. 592 01:17:29,902 --> 01:17:34,616 True, but if I was taught better, I could've beaten that jerk. 593 01:17:36,534 --> 01:17:38,828 You mean to say I'm not teaching you right? 594 01:17:40,580 --> 01:17:45,419 You're just pushing me around. You're teaching me how to beaten. 595 01:17:52,928 --> 01:17:56,724 Your father is without question an excellent master of Hung Kuen style. 596 01:17:57,558 --> 01:17:59,978 His methods are among the best. 597 01:18:00,521 --> 01:18:02,648 So why would he ask me to teach his son? 598 01:18:04,358 --> 01:18:06,068 He wants you to torture me. 599 01:18:08,488 --> 01:18:12,575 He asked me because he knows I've got a secret style. 600 01:18:14,870 --> 01:18:15,870 What secret style? 601 01:18:16,497 --> 01:18:18,040 The 8 Drunken Gods! 602 01:18:19,376 --> 01:18:22,963 That's nothing valuable, fighting in a drunken state! 603 01:18:24,714 --> 01:18:26,035 That shows your damned ignorance. 604 01:18:26,592 --> 01:18:31,389 Many people have asked me to teach them but I turned them all down! 605 01:19:05,971 --> 01:19:09,933 Don't be fooled by my staggering, there's power inside to kill, 606 01:19:10,393 --> 01:19:15,982 It looks real enough, yet it isn't, the pretense lets you win. 607 01:19:36,423 --> 01:19:37,883 Clever, isn't it? 608 01:19:38,634 --> 01:19:40,074 So why haven't you taught me it yet? 609 01:19:42,262 --> 01:19:44,098 Didn't your father tell you that 610 01:19:44,599 --> 01:19:47,393 foundation is very important. 611 01:19:47,936 --> 01:19:52,274 I do this because I want you to have a good foundation. 612 01:19:55,695 --> 01:19:56,695 I think you're ready. 613 01:19:57,155 --> 01:19:58,155 Really? 614 01:19:58,323 --> 01:20:02,703 To study Drunken Fist, you'll find it easier if you have a drink first. 615 01:20:06,207 --> 01:20:07,208 Drink up. 616 01:20:14,884 --> 01:20:16,177 Have another cup. 617 01:20:22,935 --> 01:20:24,895 Hung, have you ever been to school? 618 01:20:25,479 --> 01:20:27,732 Yes, for a few years. 619 01:20:30,443 --> 01:20:31,443 Drink up the wine. 620 01:20:33,405 --> 01:20:34,405 May our cups never rest. 621 01:20:34,866 --> 01:20:36,659 For I'll sing you a song. 622 01:20:37,702 --> 01:20:39,495 I'll put your ears to the test. 623 01:20:40,956 --> 01:20:43,876 Power and wealth are no avail to us. 624 01:20:44,793 --> 01:20:47,672 When only are drinking prevails. 625 01:20:48,214 --> 01:20:49,214 Enough, enough. 626 01:20:53,679 --> 01:20:56,974 Sober men and sages are lost through the ages. 627 01:20:58,726 --> 01:21:01,188 All our brave drinkers shall never die. 628 01:21:04,316 --> 01:21:06,110 All our brave drinkers shall never die. 629 01:21:06,819 --> 01:21:08,487 Shing Fung produces the finest of wines. 630 01:21:10,865 --> 01:21:13,619 The best solders of Shien Yang are always young. 631 01:21:16,413 --> 01:21:18,248 Even the King couldn't stop my drinking. 632 01:21:19,542 --> 01:21:22,086 Let's drink a toast to our ship that's sinking. 633 01:21:24,631 --> 01:21:26,300 With uplifted cup I say to the full moon. 634 01:21:29,970 --> 01:21:31,806 Why does my shadow appear to swoon? 635 01:21:33,225 --> 01:21:34,768 Wine in a radiant cup you see. 636 01:21:37,103 --> 01:21:38,904 Put down that cup the horses are awaiting thee 637 01:21:40,274 --> 01:21:43,361 Fallen on the battlefield, the soldier says who will remember me? 638 01:21:44,446 --> 01:21:45,948 Who will remember me? 639 01:21:47,574 --> 01:21:49,117 Who will remember me? 640 01:22:00,005 --> 01:22:03,175 Lu Dong-Bin, the drunkard with inner strength. 641 01:22:40,886 --> 01:22:44,891 Tie-Guai Li, the drunken cripple with the powerful right leg. 642 01:23:12,047 --> 01:23:15,843 Han Zhong-Li, the drunkard holding a pot in his arms. 643 01:23:43,416 --> 01:23:46,963 LAN Cai-He, the drunkard with the sudden deadly waist attack 644 01:24:14,411 --> 01:24:17,581 Zhang Guo-Lao, the drunkard with the swift double-kicks. 645 01:24:46,948 --> 01:24:49,576 Cao Guo-Jiu, the drunkard with the powerful throat lock 646 01:25:16,107 --> 01:25:18,610 Han Xiang-Zi, the drunken flute player with powerful wrists. 647 01:25:39,092 --> 01:25:42,346 He Xian-GU, the drunken woman flaunting her body. 648 01:25:50,397 --> 01:25:51,557 What are you 'dinging' about? 649 01:25:51,856 --> 01:25:53,567 Studying without seriousness! 650 01:25:54,109 --> 01:25:56,404 Why is this style so feminine? 651 01:25:56,904 --> 01:26:00,534 He Xian-GU is a woman, yes. Watch me. 652 01:26:06,164 --> 01:26:07,164 Pay attention. 653 01:26:21,224 --> 01:26:22,504 Continue practicing by yourself! 654 01:26:23,143 --> 01:26:24,144 Okay, I will. 655 01:26:25,145 --> 01:26:26,606 Practice hard. 656 01:26:31,569 --> 01:26:33,989 Female style, I wouldn't learn it even for free. 657 01:26:38,911 --> 01:26:46,503 Why do you stop the villagers from selling me the Bull Head Hill? 658 01:26:50,549 --> 01:26:53,678 You supported your son's act of beating up my son. 659 01:26:54,387 --> 01:26:58,726 And now you are sticking your nose into my business. 660 01:27:00,394 --> 01:27:02,396 Mr. Li, why do you want to buy the hill? 661 01:27:06,151 --> 01:27:09,279 That old graveyard up there is cursed, it has been haunting us for centuries. 662 01:27:09,905 --> 01:27:11,145 It's disturbing family spirits. 663 01:27:11,908 --> 01:27:13,660 I have to buy it 664 01:27:14,202 --> 01:27:18,916 They'll get more than $10 per lot It's good money for that land. 665 01:27:19,416 --> 01:27:20,536 You should keep out of this. 666 01:27:21,460 --> 01:27:23,140 You sure it's only because of the spirits? 667 01:27:25,507 --> 01:27:29,553 You don't believe me? I've got three mistresses without children. 668 01:27:30,053 --> 01:27:32,390 And my daughter-in-law who has been with us a few years. 669 01:27:32,890 --> 01:27:34,730 She can't even produce a chicken egg or a fart! 670 01:27:36,227 --> 01:27:38,605 Maybe you've just become impotent. 671 01:27:43,570 --> 01:27:46,281 You can't hide anything from me. 672 01:27:48,408 --> 01:27:50,160 What do you mean? 673 01:27:50,661 --> 01:27:53,497 Li Wan-hao, I think you just want what's hidden on the hill. 674 01:27:55,624 --> 01:27:56,624 What is that? 675 01:27:56,835 --> 01:27:57,835 Coal! 676 01:27:58,878 --> 01:28:02,508 You secretly deal with the Coal Company. 677 01:28:03,009 --> 01:28:05,845 To make profit from the selling of the coal. 678 01:28:07,096 --> 01:28:09,297 You can hide your guilt before the villagers but not me. 679 01:28:15,398 --> 01:28:18,484 Since you know it, I won't deny. 680 01:28:19,193 --> 01:28:23,782 If you don't interfere with my business, I will give you 20% of the profit. 681 01:28:24,408 --> 01:28:30,999 20%? How respectful of you! Listen, the hill belongs to the village. 682 01:28:31,583 --> 01:28:33,793 No one can take it away, get out of here! 683 01:28:35,880 --> 01:28:39,842 Wong Kei-Ying, you're trying to go against me. 684 01:28:40,509 --> 01:28:41,710 You are going to pay for this! 685 01:29:01,952 --> 01:29:04,913 $1,000 for the death of Wong Kei-Ying of Fushan. 686 01:29:08,501 --> 01:29:09,501 Wong Kei-Ying? 687 01:29:10,628 --> 01:29:12,046 BIRTHDAY CEREMONY 688 01:29:23,142 --> 01:29:24,811 - Master - Is the food for tonight ready? 689 01:29:25,311 --> 01:29:26,311 Yes, Master. 690 01:29:31,360 --> 01:29:33,001 Hurry up there'll be many guests tonight. 691 01:29:40,204 --> 01:29:42,957 Hey, Master Xu! 692 01:29:45,085 --> 01:29:46,545 Arranging a funeral? 693 01:29:49,590 --> 01:29:54,387 You low-life scum! Didn't you suffer enough last time? Got a new itch for pain? 694 01:29:57,683 --> 01:30:00,978 My body doesn't have an itch, but my hands kind of have the itch. 695 01:30:01,895 --> 01:30:03,655 Alright. I'll make you an extra dish tonight! 696 01:30:03,897 --> 01:30:05,191 Master, what's it? 697 01:30:05,692 --> 01:30:08,403 - Bamboo shoot and pork, give me a rod - Yes. 698 01:30:09,237 --> 01:30:10,363 Barbeque pork? 699 01:30:12,158 --> 01:30:13,701 I'll have a piece first. 700 01:30:15,161 --> 01:30:16,787 Tastes good. 701 01:30:18,123 --> 01:30:19,123 Master! 702 01:30:22,294 --> 01:30:23,294 Cheers. 703 01:30:24,756 --> 01:30:25,756 Come on! 704 01:30:59,712 --> 01:31:02,033 Wow, your teeth are sharp! They bit right through the bowl. 705 01:31:23,991 --> 01:31:24,991 Now what? 706 01:31:36,380 --> 01:31:39,300 Be careful now, toothy. 707 01:31:50,271 --> 01:31:52,273 Poor you.. with a capital P. 708 01:32:08,042 --> 01:32:09,293 Sit still. 709 01:32:17,302 --> 01:32:18,929 A fart for the King of Sticks. 710 01:32:29,733 --> 01:32:31,234 'Hungry Dog fighting for a shit meal' 711 01:32:32,028 --> 01:32:33,029 Not quite! 712 01:32:39,328 --> 01:32:40,704 You like it? 713 01:34:03,759 --> 01:34:04,968 He's drunk! 714 01:34:42,095 --> 01:34:43,763 Master will have wine to drink this time. 715 01:34:51,271 --> 01:34:55,110 Master, the King of Sticks gave us wine. It's free of charge. 716 01:35:19,471 --> 01:35:23,392 Fei-Hung. We've been together for a whole year. 717 01:35:24,101 --> 01:35:27,439 It's time for us to go our own paths. 718 01:35:28,773 --> 01:35:30,734 I've taught you all the techniques. 719 01:35:31,235 --> 01:35:33,863 Practice well and remember, 720 01:35:34,697 --> 01:35:36,782 The 8 Drunken Gods is the ultimate Kung Fu. 721 01:35:37,366 --> 01:35:41,913 My home is the world, try not to miss me. Go home, son. 722 01:35:42,414 --> 01:35:47,211 If you ever need me, I'll come. Regards Beggar So. 723 01:36:17,372 --> 01:36:18,581 Higher. 724 01:36:26,423 --> 01:36:27,423 Master Wong. 725 01:36:30,387 --> 01:36:31,387 What is it? 726 01:36:31,554 --> 01:36:34,683 Li and his men are digging up on Bull Head Hill. 727 01:36:35,058 --> 01:36:36,519 Really? 728 01:36:37,061 --> 01:36:39,397 Tell my sister I'm going there. Grab this. 729 01:36:42,985 --> 01:36:43,985 This way. 730 01:37:19,443 --> 01:37:23,489 Wong Kei-Ying, your skill in Hung Kuen style is renowned, I compliment you. 731 01:37:25,658 --> 01:37:30,581 Who are you? I don't know you. Why do you want to kill me? 732 01:37:31,415 --> 01:37:35,628 I, Yen Tie Xin, kill for money. And never have I failed my missions. 733 01:37:36,129 --> 01:37:40,843 Today I have a worthy opponent, I'd like to pay you my respects. 734 01:37:42,762 --> 01:37:47,184 So you are the famous cold-blooded assassin Yen Tie Xin. 735 01:37:49,102 --> 01:37:50,102 Well said. 736 01:37:51,646 --> 01:37:55,151 But it won't be easy to kill me! 737 01:37:55,818 --> 01:37:58,656 Then I suppose you'll wish me luck, Master Wong. 738 01:38:19,221 --> 01:38:21,765 Hands are for door knobs and legs break down doors. 739 01:38:31,610 --> 01:38:34,321 30% attack with hands, 70% with legs. 740 01:39:16,620 --> 01:39:19,081 Wong Kei-Ying, this is the day you will die! 741 01:39:33,848 --> 01:39:34,850 Father, are you alright? 742 01:39:35,351 --> 01:39:37,144 You naughty boy, so you're finally back? 743 01:39:38,020 --> 01:39:40,147 It's alright. Don't be afraid. 744 01:39:40,689 --> 01:39:43,170 Whoever dares to attack my father, I'll give him a good lesson. 745 01:39:48,157 --> 01:39:49,450 Guess I should be afraid. 746 01:39:51,369 --> 01:39:54,289 Oh, so it's you, the loser. Coming home to attend your father's funeral. 747 01:39:57,959 --> 01:40:01,673 Master Wong, you must be quite proud of giving birth to such a son. 748 01:40:03,591 --> 01:40:06,260 And you might give birth to a son without an ass! 749 01:40:08,180 --> 01:40:12,309 Damn kid, go home and pick pig shit or I'll have to kill you too. 750 01:40:13,603 --> 01:40:15,855 I won't pick pig shit. I'd rather pick on you! 751 01:40:16,564 --> 01:40:20,528 OK, I guess I'll kill two for the price of one. 752 01:40:27,369 --> 01:40:28,870 Hey, hold it, hold it, wait for me! 753 01:40:33,418 --> 01:40:34,585 Master, why are you here? 754 01:40:35,461 --> 01:40:38,339 How can I miss such a great fight. 755 01:40:39,633 --> 01:40:43,637 Beggar So, this is none of your business. Get lost! 756 01:40:44,596 --> 01:40:45,682 You are mistaken. 757 01:40:46,141 --> 01:40:49,561 This is very much my business. 758 01:40:50,103 --> 01:40:54,692 But don't worry, I'm not going to fight you. 759 01:40:55,192 --> 01:40:57,737 He is good enough to take care of you. 760 01:40:59,573 --> 01:41:00,907 Have a little drink! 761 01:41:42,455 --> 01:41:44,875 Master, it's very strong. What is it? 762 01:41:45,584 --> 01:41:49,130 - San Pien Wine - Good wine! 763 01:42:44,527 --> 01:42:47,656 Lu Dong-Bin, the drunk with inner strength. 764 01:42:59,169 --> 01:43:00,171 The cripple Tie-Guai Li! 765 01:43:28,620 --> 01:43:31,498 The drunk with a strong right leg. 766 01:43:32,666 --> 01:43:34,085 LAN Cai-He 767 01:43:51,647 --> 01:43:55,192 A sudden attack to the waist. Han Zhong-Li! 768 01:43:57,695 --> 01:44:00,115 Holding a pot in his arms, Han's gone mad! 769 01:44:16,299 --> 01:44:18,177 Well done, The 8 Drunken Gods. 770 01:44:19,512 --> 01:44:22,682 Patience, you've not seen it all yet 771 01:44:24,143 --> 01:44:25,227 Han Xiang-Zi. 772 01:44:29,858 --> 01:44:31,901 He's the flute player with the powerful wrists. 773 01:45:00,225 --> 01:45:01,225 Impressive! 774 01:45:03,396 --> 01:45:04,396 Your flute is bent. 775 01:45:05,732 --> 01:45:10,321 - Cao Guo-Jiu, drunkard with the powerful.. - Throat Lock 776 01:45:33,515 --> 01:45:35,475 I'll beat you till you fall on your knees begging! 777 01:45:49,366 --> 01:45:50,526 The Devil's Shadowless Hands. 778 01:45:52,411 --> 01:45:53,411 Yes, you're very smart. 779 01:45:56,707 --> 01:45:57,959 Zhang Guo-Lao! 780 01:46:04,174 --> 01:46:05,775 I don't think you want to reach old age! 781 01:46:22,946 --> 01:46:24,386 Where's the drunken He Xian-GU then? 782 01:46:25,950 --> 01:46:27,201 Ho. 783 01:46:35,419 --> 01:46:36,419 Wait! 784 01:46:37,129 --> 01:46:38,923 - Master, there's a problem. - What? 785 01:46:40,175 --> 01:46:41,375 I didn't bother to learn this! 786 01:46:43,511 --> 01:46:46,223 - Can you teach me now? - Isn't it a bit too late? 787 01:47:14,089 --> 01:47:17,343 She'll appear without a shadow, just perform the actions. 788 01:47:20,346 --> 01:47:23,934 Combine the other 7 styles, and make your own He Xian-GU. 789 01:47:27,395 --> 01:47:29,148 OK, I'll make up my own He Xian-GU. 790 01:47:42,872 --> 01:47:44,582 This is called Widow Seeing Lover off. 791 01:47:52,091 --> 01:47:54,301 Woman sitting on a toilet seat. 792 01:48:01,811 --> 01:48:02,812 You missed! 793 01:48:11,321 --> 01:48:12,656 Putting on Make-up. 794 01:48:16,244 --> 01:48:18,037 Pretty girl looks in the mirror. 795 01:48:19,414 --> 01:48:21,208 These are the famous 8 Drunken Gods? 796 01:48:22,668 --> 01:48:24,211 You think you're the only master here. 797 01:48:24,920 --> 01:48:29,509 Well, my Drunken Gods don't mess around! 798 01:49:59,447 --> 01:50:01,574 Xian-GU wants another drink!